{"id":8224194625751,"title":"Sarcastic office pens","handle":"stylos-de-bureau-sarcastiques","description":"\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cb\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🎁Work always tires and bores us. Buy these pens as gifts for work! 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Buy these pens as gifts for work! Your team is sure to love them!\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/5211\/1269\/files\/9_5734749c-ef8b-4c7b-87e6-267414a0bc70_480x480.jpg?v=1703051489\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/5211\/1269\/files\/9_5734749c-ef8b-4c7b-87e6-267414a0bc70_480x480.jpg?v=1703051489\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreative idea\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThese fun pens are ideal for those who work at home or in the office. They'll bring you lots of fun during working hours.\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/5211\/1269\/files\/1_b5c8856f-de0c-43b9-9d3f-0b600aa6c186_480x480.jpg?v=1703051489\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/5211\/1269\/files\/1_b5c8856f-de0c-43b9-9d3f-0b600aa6c186_480x480.jpg?v=1703051489\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-end design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pen has black ink and a colored rubber chamber, making writing comfortable. These are click-action pens, so you don't have to worry about caps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cb\u003eSPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Office\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e As shown\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackage:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 * Sarcastic office pens Set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSET A:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"I'm pretending to be busy\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"The hardest part of my job is being nice to idiots\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"Get your own fucking pen\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"This pen runs on sarcasm and coffee\"\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/5211\/1269\/files\/3_1d0b4f83-06a9-43f3-99c1-99a24d53f68a_480x480.jpg?v=1703051489\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/5211\/1269\/files\/3_1d0b4f83-06a9-43f3-99c1-99a24d53f68a_480x480.jpg?v=1703051489\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSET B:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"Do i look like a people person?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"If my month doesn't say it, my face will\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"Did i just roll my eyes out loud?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"TO DO LIST: FUCK THIS SHIT\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\"PRETENDING TO LISTEN\"\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/5211\/1269\/files\/2_84473868-3c76-428b-8ed8-69d670b1392d_480x480.jpg?v=1703051489\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/5211\/1269\/files\/2_84473868-3c76-428b-8ed8-69d670b1392d_480x480.jpg?v=1703051489\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #a75353;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cb\u003eNOTE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the color showed in the pictures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}